Lag

An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression

Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 10, 2021

lags

Slow as shit

Sprint 3G lags! Its nice they sell 4G phones but are limited to 4G service.

by munjerthegreatst September 23, 2010

lag

An excuse that noob admins use to boot people who are better than them.

Player: "woot! I have 20 kills and only one death!"
Admin: I'm sorry sir, but im going to have to boot you because you're lagging

by Mycoplasma August 06, 2006

lagging

the art of being absolutely wasted its a truly beautiful state

i got well lagging last night!

by tel January 27, 2005

lag

when either your ping or the ping of others slows down game play in an online gaming server.

- fuck man get out of here your lagging teh server

- you are a lag whore n00b

- lets voteban this lagwhore

by MrMoto May 28, 2006

lag

A slowdown in message delivery in real-time Internet chatting, due to excessive server traffic.

"I hate this fucking lag!"
"lag test... 123"
"Sorry, I was lagged"

by Anonymous November 05, 2002

lag

Peice Of Shit
Slow
Annoying
Smash Head On Wall
Suicide
Not The Way of the future

Timmy was playing mmorpg when he started lagging watched his guy spend half an hour trying to fire his gun!!

by Jake harry November 19, 2005