Weed Lojacker

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.

He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.

by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010

Lomaticc

a) an Asian-Canadian singer

b) a very, very hot man
c) Lomus 'Lomaticc' Babbar

ABC: OMG! Did you hear Lomaticc's new song 'slip n fall'

CBC: Yeeeah!
ABC: He's so hot!
CBC: True, but Jay Sean is hotter.
He's got a sexier voice, jawline and adam's apple.

by nice&slow July 26, 2009

lolacaust

A lolacaust is the laugh after a joke that is REALLY bad/sick/insulting/harsh but funny. Like dead baby jokes and floppy massacres and things.

If a woman attacks you, kick her in the womb and hopes shes pregnant. LOLacaust!

what happens to a baby in a microwave?
i dont know, i was too busy wanking.

LOLacaust!

by Darn Gosh Cunt January 1, 2008

loach

A brown object that comes out of your bum. In other words a poo.
Can be used as a verb as well.

I did a loach
I loached it

by loachmonkeyman May 27, 2009

lomando.com

Lomando.com is a scary Japanese game played on a web browser.
The website or game is a scary story game. There many puzzles you need to solve and a lot of ways to die but there are also and ending so it’s pretty much a scary-Japanese-horror-website-game

James: Hey dude check out a game for would you? This game is a fun and interactive game! It’s called Lomando.com!
Alex: Sure, I will check it out later.

by Axleds January 24, 2021

wot lemac

"wah't-LEE'mack" ; - is "camel tow" backwards, When a woman's pants are so tight, that the actual fabric comes into their lips, creating the two-mounded image of a camel toe. more of an inside joke,wot lemac is a undercover way of saying camel toe

man:check it out
dude:damn!!! she's gotta huge wot lemac

by fatty McJigel'tits May 4, 2008

lolacaust

It's so funny it's a veritable lolacaust. Like, Hitler killed thousands of people because of this joke. This is the best joke ever.

Oh my fucking god, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! It's a lolacaust!

by Raventhon January 15, 2004