Spitting Llama

When you come home wasted and spit deprived but still want to masturbate so you spit all over the place in an effort to lubricate your dick.

Dude Prowler came home wasted and we walked in on him preforming the spitting llama.

by King Taint March 29, 2020

24 Carat Llama Nugget

Something you find when under the influence of alcohol, that seems fucking amazing at the time. But when you wake up in the morning is actually quite shit.

-Laurence finds a bottle cap.

Laurence: Guys look! Someone dropped two quid!

James: Its a bottle cap, you ass.

Gregg: Yeah. That certainly was a 24 carat llama nugget. You wankpotshitgay.

by Jimmy Jizm February 10, 2009

Fluff my Llama

(adj.) Another way of saying FML, or fuck my life, in a funny or humorous way. Alternatively can be used with friends in the presence of parental units to avoid getting scolded for cursing.

You know that text I wrote that I didn't want to send? Well I sent it by accident, fluff my llama

by Ssssschwartz May 31, 2011

me llamo

My name is..
(In spanish)

Hola, me llamo JoJo

Hello, my name is JoJo.

by *ashbo* March 26, 2009

:llama:

Code for a llama emote on the website deviantART. Some chat rooms will kick/ban you for posting it while chatting, because it's big and causes lag on certain computers.

<deviant1> wow, my comp is so old and slow, i hope everyone follows the rules and doesn't post the llama emote...
<deviant2> :llama:
**deviant2 has been kicked by Moderator. Reason: NO GODDAMN LLAMAS!
<deviant1> Moderator: you're my hero!! ;)

by SFalconPunch January 26, 2009

raging llama

A llama about to have an orgasm.

After I got tired of giving him head, my raging llama started spitting at me.

by llama72 November 17, 2006

Llama Degree

Llama is a sly way of saying Pussy. So when Nicki Minaj says "llama degree" in "I Wanna Be With You" she is saying she wants a man so good with pussy he has a degree in it.

Alexis: John is a no good motherfucker.
Joanne: Why don't you leave him, girl!
Alexis: Hell no! That nigga has a llama degree!

by MyFaveIsGlobal September 3, 2013