East Lansing High School

A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.

Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party?
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.

Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.

Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.

by Truthbeyocthies November 3, 2011

lansingburgh

ONE of the GHETTOS of Troy (Troylet), N.Y. 99% of the population is on wellfare. It consists of 15 year old tramps and wankstas. Many of the teens reach pregnancy before the age of 18. It also consists of ULTRA preps who love to look down on people but usually they're anorexic tanorexic ugly rats with cheap extenions and they are alchoholics.

Theres a tramp fest down in the burgh, I get my drugs from Lansingburgh.

by Lil Homie Diaz April 28, 2008

Lansingburgh High School

A school in Troy , New York. Home of the gayest and ghettoest kids you’ll ever meet. Everyone that goes there is on welfare. They suck at all sports besides soccer and bowling they think they’re the best at everything.Half the girls in the school are Rachet hoes that will be pregnant before the age of 16.The school is a complete waste of time and money if you are looking to get jumped or robbed send your kids here.

Kid-A We just best this shitty ass team 42-0.

Kid B- let me guess, was it Lansingburgh High School?

Kid A- How did you know??

by Mr.Vanderports Hairline December 12, 2018

lansi

Malaysian's slang, mean a person that flex(money, body, grades etc.) a lots and gain people's hate.

Jason: Did you saw my new IPhone 12 Pro Max? I think I dropped it on street.
Adam: Jason don't lansi me its literally on your hand.

by Super Lim April 6, 2021

Lansea

One who originates from North England and is typically a Chad

Damn bro did you see Brian the other day, he was a proper Lansea

by Middleman.oe June 6, 2021

Lansi

A girls name. In Chinese, it’s phonetically similar to LanXin. Although variations of different characters exist with different meanings, a commonly used one means white-colored mist at dawn above mountain peaks and valleys.

Lansi is a great name for girls that symbolizes the rise of a morning sun shining it’s life through mists.

by BrighterNames January 25, 2022

Lansingburgh

Commonly referred to as "Lansingbronx", Lansingburgh is the name of the neighborhood that predominantly makes up the northern end of Troy, NY. Once a safe, family friendly neighborhood, Lansingburgh has become home to many of Troy's lowest common denominators. The high school is a breeding ground for crime and the senseless muggings and beatings take place on a seemingly daily basis. Most of the population is looking for trouble at any given time and making life increasingly difficult for the hard-working everyman who is simply trying to make it by. Walking through the Burgh at night is not an advisable action, especially unarmed.

Lansingburgh used to be a petty decent place, but it's gone to hell in a hand-basket since then.

by Troy's Last Son March 23, 2011