Keystone Kilo

The name of the weight that someone puts on when they gain weight in college. Similar to beer belly and freshman fifteen.

"Did you see Jennifer at that party? She definitely put on a Keystone Kilo."

by Brent_N August 14, 2008

Kyson

An amazing and stunning boy the name means "son of Kyle"it is often used as a short way to say amazing

I'm feeling so Kyson today

by Isle gland February 3, 2017

Keystone Ice Cream

The combination of chasing rum (preferably Bartons Gold Rum) with Keystone Ice. The result is a creamy concoction that resembles ice cream.

Mike - "Hey Kyle, are you tryin' to party?"
Kyle - "Hell yeah, let's get some Keystone Ice Cream."

by Yoshi Man the G December 8, 2010

Kyson

Kyson has a big ass dick and slays bitches he don’t play around he will absolutely destroy your moms ass and crush your sister in bed he is such a legend the best person in the world

Your sister”hey wanna smash”
Me”yessuh”

Means he is the coolest person alive

Kyson is a legend

by Garryyyyyy March 23, 2021

keystone light

the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit

if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.

by absdude August 4, 2008

keystone friend

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.

I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.

by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007

Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009