Klingons

1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.

What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!






Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 5, 2004

Klinger

Klinger was a character from the television show M*A*S*H Klinger was the rank of corpral and was drafted in the army as were most other characters. While most desperately wished they could go home Klinger took it a step further and dressed like a woman, he wanted his commanding officers (col. Blake or col. Potter) to think he was crazy and give him a discharge. Klinger along with cross dressing tried other wacky things to get out of the army such as eating a jeep and trying to trick col. Potter into thinking his brothers were killed in an explosion at the Toledo Harmonica Factory. Describing someone as a Klinger is someone who uses the most ridiculous excuses to cancel plans or leave class or work.

Kid: Mom I'm really sick I have stage three Ebola cancer.
Mom: Nice try Klinger but I don't believe it and you're going to school.

by Mash4077 April 5, 2015

Kaling

A word used in Brunei and Malaysia to call indians. It's pretty much a really rude (but fucking funny) word, and if you called an indian that to his face, he'g probably try kill you (or kick you out of his kaling shop)

Nigger = Black person
Abo = Aboriginal

Kaling = Indian

by fuuck it July 1, 2011

klinger middle school

A school located in Southampton PA full of over rated complete sluts and fuckboys. No one has a life and everyone starts drama because there lives are too boring. Also a school where you can find pregnant 14 year olds and druggies

See the girl from klinger middle school, she's a complete slut

by Paris091233 September 30, 2015

klingon

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

klingon

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 8, 2006

Keling

Is a word used in parts of Southeast Asia (mostly in Malaysia) to denote a person originating from the Indian subcontinent. Not recommended to use this word in Malaysia.

Ali: Oi Keling mari sini
Raju: Kamu seorang lumba-ism

by DeathSite May 27, 2021