Kroger Hoosiers

People who claimed themselves to be huge fans of Indiana University Bloomington, albeit never attend the University itself, and got their IU merchandise from their local Kroger. This is similar to Walmart Wolverines.

See those tailgaters around 17th Street? Well, I believe some of them are Kroger Hoosiers

by McValimoMadness December 27, 2017

kroger

an annoying neighbor you are hoping will sell their land and leave so someone you would be able to enjoy visiting can purchase it and move closer to you

After the closing, Kroger is going to turn off the loudspeakers they use to blast self congratulatory propaganda onto their brown cement floor off and temporarily pause their arbitrary reshuffling of merchandise to mark up prices and relocate to a place that contains people who haven't yet figured out it is worth the effort to drive around them to get to a decent store.

by PhDConsumer June 11, 2018

krogering

Perusing the grocery store for the perfect vegetable with which to pleasure one's self.

My fiancee has been out of town for two weeks which forced me to go krogering.

by tranbny June 7, 2009

kroger

(noun) One who kroges. Krogers can often be identified by their long, curved nails, which they grow and trim specifically to make their kroging more productive.

It is not known what, if any relationship exists between kroging and Kroger (the supermarket), but showing up to an interview with a nice set of kroging nails probably wouldn't hurt your chances of employment with the company.

Check out those nails - looks like a kroger to me.

by GabrielSix April 4, 2005

kroger

A grocery store that franchises in the mid south (i.e. Va, NC). Used to be called Hannaford

yo, im goin to Kroger to get some grub. BRB

by Grant July 16, 2003

Chad Kroger

Lead singer of the often-labeled 'nu-metal' band Nickelback. Considered by some to be a Hobo because he has a beard and his music derives from folk/western-often males a little narked that their girlfriend think's he is actually very sexy/has a sexy voice.

"Chad Kroger is a hobo! He had a beard!"
and
"Chad Kroger's voice is so sexy!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary of Life July 8, 2005

Dirty Kroger

(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.

Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?

Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.

Guy 1: How'd that happen?

Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.

Guy 1: That sucks.

by InsightMaddenAss January 20, 2011