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kati kraft

AN insane girl who often chases children and threatens to murder anyone; misunderstood and sometimes depressed but hides it to make sure no one can see her on the inside
Girl: I know a Kati kraft and really I just don’t know any reason to live anymore...
Girl 2: .... same ....
by InsaneGirl March 5, 2018
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Kraft Single

Pop songs so over processed and produced that all nature has been removed.
Britney Spears's latest song has been processed like a Kraft Single.
by Pinwiz December 2, 2007
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KRAFT desease

Kan't Remember A Fuckin Thing desease, similar to alzheimer's.
What do you mean you don't remember? DO you have KRAFT desease or something?
by Runaway Closer February 23, 2006
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Kraft Dinner

A: Kraft Dinner is so overpriced
B: tastes so goood
A: still overpriced..
B: so easy to make!
A: its nothing but mac n cheese dammit
by KYJC January 19, 2008
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Kraft Dinner

A popular brand of macaroni and cheese that if prepare correctly, still doesn't taste like cheese.
Cory: KD sucks

Perry: Kraft dinner does fucking suck, it doesn't even taste like cheese.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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Kraft Single

reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates
So, is he seeing anyone?

Kraft single.
by krafty April 5, 2007
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Kraft Singles

When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"
That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.
by Mark Laurito April 9, 2007
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