knighting

To pull out your schlong and quickly tap it on ones left shoulder then quickly on ones left cheek.You quickly repeat the steps on the right shoulder.When you are finished you call out that persons name and claim that they are your bitch.

I have just knighted Pat, he is my bitch now.

by The Wolf February 17, 2005

Knighting

When you unload a round towards someone on a shooting game and it goes on both sides of the opponent not hitting them.

Cant shoot worth a shit today..I keep knighting people.

by Merch-Ant September 8, 2013

knightess

A female knight that protects the honor of her Customer's Applications!

Ellie, the knightess stood strong against the Linux Driver attack.

by GentlemanJK April 7, 2015

Fat Knighting

Being an apologist for fatness by defending and/or making excuses for fat people. While one can fat knight for either sex, in the wild, it's only ever done for fat women. Often, fat knighting involves shaming thinner women in order to make fat women will feel better about themselves.

Jack: *Whistles* Damn! Look at THAT land whale!
Jim: Hey, c'mon, man! That's not cool! How do you know she doesn't suffer from thyroid disease?
Jack: Oh, STFU, Jim! You're always fat knighting!

by Jack.Rayner March 2, 2014

Knighting

When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"

When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth

by Gary B May 22, 2003

knighton

A cute British girl

Knighton is a cute girl

by BRACENUGGET February 13, 2017

White Knighting

White Knighting, when used by gamers, refers to players that show up to avenge wrong-doing, often without knowing anything about the situation and/or without investigating the context.

One player accidentally killed another when they jumped in front of them when they were fully aimed. The player in question was immediately white knighted. It only took seconds before the entire team were white knighting and we lost because everyone was too busy fighting each other to fight the enemy.

by camo_man September 7, 2020