Plaid dress worn by Scottish fairies, particularly hairdressers, fashion designers,
penis addicts, and fans of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Typically worn with those cute little knee-high pantyhose & a
shirt tied in a knot just above the belly. Allows the Scottish queers to quickly
pick out an accommodating anus in a crowd.
All the guys came over last night in their kilts & we drank
Guinness (at room temperature -
ugh!) and watched reruns of Sex & the City. Then we blew each other, with Seamus enjoying the
bukkake.