couch killer

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

by zihb November 7, 2015

Thibault kills

Ciggarette kills (the last part or a smoke)
given to person who asks to kill your smoke. However, the kills is not 3 puffs left it in. You give them about 1/2 a puff left until the filter.

(jim) can i have kills of your smoke?
(steve) yea sure. Thibault kills.
(jim)Oh for fucks sakes....

by Steez king STAples May 11, 2009

Snape Kill

Killing someone to trick your dark overlord into believing you're their ultimate agent.

I had to kill my best friend to prove to my dark overlord that I am loyal to him, little did he know it was a snape kill.

by Chiliblue May 5, 2016

Snape-killing

Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing you are their greatest agent.

(Coined by Ben from Super Carlin Brothers)

We thought he was a bad guy at first, but it turns out that he was just snape-killing his ally.

by kyle-ron May 4, 2016

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"

by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021

arms back killjoy

the punchline to an.. inappropriate, mini comic made by a frerardshipper (shipper of Gerard way and Frank Iero of my chemical romance).

standard fiatfv fan: hey look! It’s the stream for the medicine square garden music video
frerard shippers in the live chat: ARMS BACK KILLJOY

by semop May 19, 2020

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

by Scizor69 February 10, 2022