Sick kicks

To get a kick out of (someone or something) means to get a sense of enjoyment, amusement, or excitement from someone or something which is wrong, or obscene.

"Is this how you get your sick kicks?" (Some fish in Spongebob)

by SQuiet March 6, 2020

Ladder Kicker

someone who acts as if the only means of preserving or promoting their quality of life is by denying the same to others. They have climbed the ladder of opportunity and now want to kick the ladder away.

Nancy moved to this neighborhood ten years ago for the schools and quality of life. Nancy opposes the construction of a new apartment building that would offer a similar opportunity to new families. Nancy is a ladder kicker.

by Jughead515 July 10, 2018

Kick start fart

it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets

i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart

by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010

sparta kick

1. The act of kicking someone in the chest after they incorrectly identify something with an "a" at the end.

2. Kicking someone in the chest.

Both derived from the famed scene in 300

1-
Person A: Aww, I see you're playing a xylophone.
Person B: THIS IS MARIMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

2-
Dude did you see that UFC fight? That guy just totally got sparta kicked.

by hoboace December 27, 2007

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

mound kick

The act of swiftly kicking someone in the vagina, typically out of anger.

Tracy: "I am going to junk punch your douche bag ass."

Ike: "If you threaten to junk punch me one more time I am going to mound kick you."

by Tracy P. Mittens October 15, 2009

Fake kick

It's where someone try's to chill and kick it at someone's house but actually wants to know where they stay so they can shoot it up or something

Stranger: "Hey bro! Can I kick it at your house?

Chief Keef: "Hell nah!" You tryina fake kick!"

by RpCrM December 26, 2016