kEystoneHarmony

The act of drinking Keystone beer while searching for true-love on eHarmony-hence the name, "kEystoneHarmony"

Ben was lonely on a saturday evening as usual, kEystoneHarmony filled his social-needs of connecting with women without having to leave his mothers basement at 30 years old.

by purpdrank85 September 30, 2009

keyshanna

Is a wonderful human being and is beautiful, very thick, smart and has an amazing heart. She will make you laugh and make you mad but at the end of the day you will be happy she is in your life

That girl looks like a keyshanna

Keyshanna is amazing

by Flyguy62198 February 28, 2018

keysmash

randomly hitting your keyboard to express an emotion. Works for excitement, anger, fangrilyness, and a whole bunch of other things, including adjectives.

that was askldjghalsdkgj amazing

nice keysmash dude.

by ~*~~*~~~*~~*~* October 17, 2007

Keystolope

The famed orange keystone beer that is very very rare to find in packs of Keystone Light. You are part of an elite group if you find it.

DUDE! After twenty 30 bombs i finally found the keystolope! My life is complete.

by The Bros. March 28, 2009

Pork Scotch Keys

A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the ones to his house, his mum's house and his silly white van. The 58 others are ones he's found.

Look at that guy's keyring! He must own lots of houses and cars.

Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.

What a nobhead.

by benny twadge May 24, 2009

team beta keys

A team on the internet. Mostly teenagers. They take over small things on the internet such as messageboards,online radio stations,etc. They first started taking over a radio station called MMO.

dude:oh no my messageboard is being spammed with things like lawlz,o rly? and pictures of donkeys!!!!
girl:it might be those team beta keys kids...
dude:hmm...
girl:*giggle*

by jenrly? July 17, 2006

Keyshawn

Your loving BFF and will spam you with many texts and doesnt like to be mistreated and ignores people on the phone sometimes because whos knows what. Keyshawn is a caring person who cares more about the other person when actually that person cares about Keyshawn more than he does. EVERYONE loves Key .Too smart for a freshman is king at fortnite. BFF Key will have many interests as you do too. Keyshawn is your true friend.

keyshawn

by enojadiabla June 6, 2018