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Kayaking

Whitewater kayaking- For the man who has nothing left to loose. Most great whitewater kayakers have next to nothing and have spent at least a summer living out of their car. White water kayaking is dominated by ADHD young adults who want nothing more than to be racing down a mountain through constantly changing rapids while strapped into a plastic tub.

Squirt boating- Sometimes riding on top of terrifying class V rapids isn't enough. Squirt boaters sink their kayaks and ride under the water through crazy rapids. They come up every once in a while to catch their breathe but that's pretty much it. Soon squirt boaters will be extinct due to natual selection. *Maybe the only group of people in the world that smoke more weed than snowboarders per capita*

Playboating- Standing waves form in many rivers. Playboaters find those waves and surf them all day long. As boats become better and kayakers become better, new tricks are created all the time. Playboaters enjoy cartwheels, loops and blunts (The trick and the other one).

Sea Kayaking- The sport for the man who is content with his life. Can be very tame (Gulf of Mexico) or as tricky as an easy whitewater river (Washington). Finally, a boat that can carry a full keg (or 5).

Recreational kayaking- includes fishing, having fun at the beach, kayaking easy rivers or just having fun at the lake. The gateway drug to the other types of kayaking.
Hurricanes mean two things in Houston: No school and finally enough water to go kayaking through backyards, golf courses and off that ledge you have always imagined as a waterfall.
by Javelina! April 8, 2011
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kayayday lie

Something that became a meme after kokichi ouma mispronounce kaede akamatsu's name
Kokichi ouma: But that's KAYAYDAY LIE, isn't it?
by RandomPersonLOL1 August 6, 2020
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Kayalvizhi

The most loved girl ever. The prettiest girl you would have ever met. You would fall in love with her in seconds. She is as lovely at the same time naughty. She would step over for her friends. She likes to trigger people don't like follow back but likes following people.

Love dogs more than beings. Her beautiness can't be put together in words. And all above she would be the greatest introvert you have ever met
She is as beautiful as kayalvizhi 😽✨
by Niko Cynophilist November 27, 2021
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Kayals

Odd weird crazy and fun to be around an awesome friend who will be there for you always. super supportive. knows how to dance and is usually the life of the dance scene at parties. she can be a bit bossy and shy at times. don't get on her bad side she knows how to use her words. often the last person to leave. VERY attractive.
she is soo kayals
by kazzzza November 29, 2011
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Hideri Kanzaki

A anime trap from the anime Blend s (source from the "S Stands For" meme) Hideri is almost as cute as Felix Argyle from Re;Zero and possibly the anime trap that got the least time with his secret (him being a boy).
Weeblet: Dude I want to fuck Hideri Kanzaki from Blend S
Veteran Weeaboo: He's a boy
Weeblet: Im Gay
Veteran Weeb: Yes you are
by Weaboo69420 November 22, 2019
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Kayanna

She is a shy but she can put her mid to anything. She is one with nature. She loves pastel colors and she is beautiful. She loves compliments and thinks technology is a waist. She is obsessed with perfection and keeping things neat.
Person 1: OMG! Is that Kayanna? Man, she’s shy. She is beautiful though.

Person 2: Yup that’s her. Ya she is pretty. But I don’t know how you could be so shy with such a beautiful face.
by randomgirlwithnofriends April 10, 2019
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Kayah

The goddess of the sun. And the meaning of happiness. Chinese word for en lightness.
by JJMETZ February 10, 2010
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