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Kate Bosworth

1. The worst kind of women in modern Hollywood:
- zero talent
- zero charisma
- zero self-respect
- homely in the beauty department
- no style
- no brains
- no values
- no education
- not a role model (cocaine, anorexia, casting couch, homewrecker, famewhore, back-stabbing, men stealer)
- boring
- deluded ex-starlet or hasbeen
- fake blonde

2. Being a failure in everything you try.

3. When your career is based on who is your boyfriend or who are you bearding for.
1. Kate Bosworth goes by many names: Boswhore, Bosho, Beigwhore, Beigeworth, Bosworthless, Egghead Bosworth, Praying Mantis, Smug face Bosho...

Kate on great danes: "Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren't they? They're just, like, big dogs! I know! Yeah, yeah, Great Danes are great. Oh, my God, they just so are!"

Kate on tea: "God, I'm hot from that tea. Woo. All the sudden, I'm like, woo, warm! That actually happens to me if I have a hot drink? Yeah, yeah."

2. Jonathan Ross (british talk-show host) on Kate Bosworth: "It was like having a lamp sitting out here"

Fashionistas: "Kate Bosworth's jewelry line is so tacky, it should be called Tackymint"

3. Random bimbo: "I'm useless, but I know how to manipulate dumb men, so I'm gonna be a star anyway. I'll do a Kate Bosworth"
by bimbo-stopper October 19, 2010
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Kate Marsh

Verb
1. The act of committing suicide by jumping off of a building
2. A phrase to tell people you don't like
I'm going to Kate Marsh.
"Kate Marsh yourself!" he said.
by The Thinnest One May 1, 2019
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Kate Gerbeau

A very sexy newsreader to fantasise about.
I just jerked off to Kate Gerbeau!!
by Kate's husband September 6, 2006
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Kate

A "Kate" is someone who surprises you by coming into your life and lighting it up like the sun, when you didn't realize it was dark. She's someone who is a better person than you are, makes you a better person than you thought you could be, and fills your heart with joy you never knew was possible. She's a unicorn - you don't believe she can exist, until suddenly she's there, in your life, your heart, your days. She's someone who walled thru a hell that would have broken others, yet came out sweet, stronger, but able to be vulnerable. The pain she's known breaks your heart to hear, and you cry in private when you consider how others have hurt her. But you wouldn't know she's ever suffered - her laugh is musical, and her joy is strong and unbreakable. When she's scared or cries all you want to do is hold her, protect her,love her, and you spend hours wishing you could erase her hurts and hurt the people who hurt her. She has the most beautiful hands, feet, face, body, hair... (all the things) you've ever seen. You love her helplessly, hopelessly, and act like a knucklehead when she's around. You spend every minute you can with her, ache when you're apart, and spend all your phone battery on talking with her. All you want to do is hold her forever. All you want from life is to marry her and spend every minute, every breath you have, in her arms. That's a "Kate", and there's only one of them. In short, she's your queen.
I've met my Kate!!
by Noble Mouse 1 July 17, 2023
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Mary Kate

Mary Kate's are usually beautiful and completely selfless. They are lighthearted but determined, strong, and independent. Mary Kate's are very friendly but can be intimidating because they are so independent. Mary Kate's are usually worldly and wise beyond their years. They have old souls but know how to party and can fit into the different aspects of modern day life. Also, they are physically beautiful and super sexy!

They are very trustworthy and reliable. They put others first always sometimes to the point of forgetting about their own feelings. They have sacrificed a lot but are thankful for all they have. Usually brunettes.
Guy: Who's that brunette over there?
Girl: Oh, her? That's Mary Kate!
Guy: Wow, she's beautiful!
Girl: She only dates foreign men, sorry. And we're best friends so you can't have her.
Guy: You've never even talked to her before.
Girl: I know, but just look at her! She's so radiant, I feel like I know her!
by Roseandrise June 23, 2013
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kate kelly'd

verb, severely punished for minor infractions that a) cause no discernible harm and b) are done with zero malicious intent. See also: September six.
"I'd like to use your cellphone to call my family, but I'm a missionary and I don't want to get Kate Kelly'd".
by Jon Swift June 30, 2014
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lily-kate

Lily-Kate is a fun, loving person who is usually very good sport and is beautiful inside and out
A: hey look at that girl.
B: damn she's definitely a Lily-Kate
by Hehehehehehehehehevilperson January 2, 2016
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