Sigma Kappa

The Sigma Kappa Sorority back then, in the early 1900's, was only for the wealthy, skinny, and so called perfect girls the frat boys were notorious of. If a frat boy thought of the perfect, mostly blonde, sorority girl, they thought of a Sigma Kappa girl. Today Sigma Kappa isn't as popular as it used to be in the west coast but has conquered schools of the preppy mid-west and east like the University of Kansas, State University of New York at Fredonia, Albright College, University of Michigan, Maryland University, The U at Minnesota, Chico State University (in California) and Pen State. Sigma Kappa's are top-tier at these universities. If you aren't a Sigma Kappa at these schools, you're probably low to mid tier which is good but not great. These sorority girls have class, pretty faces, hot bods, social essence, are popular, service oriented and quite the partiers at these colleges of course. These girls are carry confidence, purity, and the self-evidence that girls will run the world. With grades at an average of 3.5 nationally, these girls have brains and have personalities that will make you get on your knees. Find a Sigma Kappa girl and she'll welcome you to her mystic bond as so will her sisters.

Ben(Frat boy): Did you see those girls at the bar night? They were so perfect I can't get them off my mind bro.
Nick: Oh yea dude I think those girls were Sigma Kappas.

by Anna Mckenzie September 2, 2016

Kappa Slapper

Female equivalent of the Nike Pikey. Found all over the British Isles usually congregating in large groups at bus stops and parks. Dresses in sportswear (not just Kappa) drinks cheap cider or supermarket vodka. Constantly smoking fags. Chav scum.

"I never bin wiv 'im. I ain't no Kappa-slapper!"

by Gavin Corder January 5, 2005

Colin Kaepernick

He is a QB for the SF 49ers who was drafted in the second round in 2011 and is a one hit wonder for the 2012 Super Bowl season and has been just shit since. He is called Colin SACKORPICK by the 49ers fans because whenever he touches the ball on a pass play he is most likely to either get sacked or throw a pick.

Colin Kaepernick just threw the ball and it is a pick as usual.

by 49ers for life March 31, 2016

Liam kapeel

Wannabe hacker man

Wow, youre really a liam kapeel

by Throwaway37391913 August 14, 2021

Doing the Kapp

Getting caught countless time making sticky time in school

john: dude did you hear about what he did
tom:ye he was totaly doing the kapp

by thekapper January 4, 2011

Kappa Slapper

A female of the Chav species. The comman Kappa slapper is usually wearing Kappa labeled sports attire, hair is usually bleached blonde, donning roots and scraped back into a high side ponytail in order to look semi Ghetto. Usually hangs around bus stops and the local hangouts to look Street, Dope and Down. Usually asks passers buy for money, cigarettes, and to borrow your Mobile phone (cell phone) only to later steal it to sell off in order to buy crack.

Location: Town Centre.

Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?

Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock

Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?

Passer-by: No, sorry

Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay

Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam

Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)

Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!

(Runs away with phone)

Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge

by la_dolce-vita December 28, 2005

kappernigger

The most worthless nigger on the planet. A hypocritical closet homosexual who a acts like a civil rights leader but in reality just wants to get paid for doing nothing justblike every other nigger.

Kappernigger was actually kneeling so he could get a better look at his teammates dicks before he started sucking it.

by Alabamaniac February 16, 2019