The god of ska. Went from being in Gimp at 15 (a band resembling Nirvana) to Catch-22 at 16. Writing every song on the album Keasbey Nights at ages 16-18 and putting the CD out at 18. Then Went on to make the best acoustic ska band ever at age 22, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution. Then the same year forming the band Streetlight Manifesto with ex-catch 22 members and ex-one cool guy members. Tomas wrote the music and lyrics to the most incredible ska cd out, Everything Goes Numb. The bands new cd is set to release this year titled Somewhere in the Between.
I seriously would fuck him and I'm completely straight.
I seriously would fuck him and I'm completely straight.
"Hey man you listen to any Tomas Kalnoky bands?" "Yeah if I didn't I'd probably end up in hell" "Let's go jack off to Kalnoky" "Ya and then sacrifice some emo kids to him"
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named for a tribe of Illinois Indians (Cahokia, meaning "Ah shit we should have left this place buried")
A town where the chief of police rapes dogs, the sheriff rapes his inmates, and the local judge gets picked up for prostitution. Also known as the asshole end of the universe.
Deliverance has nothing on Kahoka
Ka·hoe·ka
named for a tribe of Illinois Indians (Cahokia, meaning "Ah shit we should have left this place buried")
A town where the chief of police rapes dogs, the sheriff rapes his inmates, and the local judge gets picked up for prostitution. Also known as the asshole end of the universe.
Deliverance has nothing on Kahoka
Jake: Dude, now that college is over for the semester lets go back home to Kahoka.
Jason: Are you fucking nuts, Steve Edlen is loose again, and I have a dog with me. I refuse to let my dog get raped.
Jake: Wow, they released "Chief Animal Fucker" this soon. You're right man, lets go to Iraq, its safer there.
Jason: Are you fucking nuts, Steve Edlen is loose again, and I have a dog with me. I refuse to let my dog get raped.
Jake: Wow, they released "Chief Animal Fucker" this soon. You're right man, lets go to Iraq, its safer there.
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