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Kittle

1a) A kiss that occurs right after one or both parties have eaten Skittles.
1b) To kiss someone after eating a Skittle.
-That was the most amazing strawberry kittle ever!
-Mmmmm, I love Kittles!
by C. Bukowski March 21, 2008
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Yoghurt Knitter

n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.
That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
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Knitted Underwear

A slang term from South England referring to any girl who doesn't shave or trim her pubic hair, or who has quite a large amount of pubes.
Henry: I say old chap, I hear Lady Gifford goes for the au naturelle look "down there", if one knows what I mean?

Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!

Henry: Quite so old bean!
by Sweet Kiwi July 25, 2009
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Kittle

Kittle - A person with the ability to fuck up the easiest tasks that every person takes for granted
She tripped over again, she such a kittle!
by Unexceptionalinbed123 June 7, 2019
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krittle

A fat ugly girl that works at the manor. Usually, when she says anything with the letter 's' in it, it sounds like a fart noise.
IE "I Ju(fart noise)t dont know what to think anymore". krittle
by uncle johnny April 7, 2008
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Kittle-picturing

The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.
Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?
by spider monkey May 19, 2009
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Kittleson

is someone who believes any and all over exaggerated facts.
Kittleson said,"Dude! Did you know that the brakes on a Bugatti Veyron could stop the whole earth from moving! And that if the spoiler turns directly in the wind while braking it has enough force to stop a M1A1 Abrams tank going 60 MPH!"
by The Yums October 18, 2010
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