A Kimpernel is a feisty and sexy female, much desired, who’s origins are shrouded in mystery and disappear quickly as soon as you turn your back. Although Kimpernels are highly sought and prized, they remain hard to find. They are quick witted and possessed of great beauty and charm. They often have shining, chestnut eyes and beaming smiles that have been known to entrance slack-jawed makes and other Troglydites Very valuable on account of their extreme rarity it is important, once found, to hang onto them.
Often referred to as The Scarlet Kimpernel on account of their red underwear.
As mentioned in the famous rhyme:
‘Men seek her here. They seek her there. Those horny dudes seek her everywhere.
Is she in Heaven? Is she in Hell? That damned, elusive Kimpernel!’
Kimpernel: A No Tail so hot that men are putty in her hands. Extremely addictive booty but likely to disappear at any moment in a mysterious way.
Often referred to as The Scarlet Kimpernel on account of their red underwear.
As mentioned in the famous rhyme:
‘Men seek her here. They seek her there. Those horny dudes seek her everywhere.
Is she in Heaven? Is she in Hell? That damned, elusive Kimpernel!’
Kimpernel: A No Tail so hot that men are putty in her hands. Extremely addictive booty but likely to disappear at any moment in a mysterious way.
Dude! I just spoke to the most beautiful, funny girl I ever ever seen!
Where bro’?
She’s just over there....???? DAMN?! She gone and done a Kimpernel! She a damned, elusive Kimpernel!
Sucks to be you bro’
Where bro’?
She’s just over there....???? DAMN?! She gone and done a Kimpernel! She a damned, elusive Kimpernel!
Sucks to be you bro’
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Get the krump session mug.A style of dancing consisting of various chest pops, stomps, and arm swings. It is used to express one's feelings towards another through dance rather than violence. Please don't confuse krumping with clown dancing.
by caroline July 7, 2005
Get the krump mug.A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.
Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.
The word has no origin.
Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.
Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.
The word has no origin.
Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.
Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"
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Get the krumpert mug.An intense exclamation of desire, extremity, intensity, or sexual justice. In the most extreme of these situations one must declare "Lee! R! Kump!"
"Mmm...kump."
"MMM...that BOTP was kumpin'! I thought I couldn't get 'nuff ass!"
"Dude, take a look at this big-ass kump I just took!"
"KUMP!"
"Those fruitsnacks were kumptastic! Strawberry, I would superman that ho!"
"MMM...that BOTP was kumpin'! I thought I couldn't get 'nuff ass!"
"Dude, take a look at this big-ass kump I just took!"
"KUMP!"
"Those fruitsnacks were kumptastic! Strawberry, I would superman that ho!"
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