Kortland is a boys name. There is two definitions of Kortland. Definition 1: He is spoiled, and disliked. Words people use to describe him: Ew. Designer. Fake designer. Homophobic. Weird. Gross. Preppy. Arrogant. Jerk. Stupid. Male version of the slur Karen. Dumb. Thinks the "Prime Minister of Ottawa is Bill Gates" Definition 2: Weird. Liked. Do not take offense for the other definition of Kortland, that is from experience.
*Kortland gets water spilled on his shirt*
Screams: "THAT WAS DESIGNER!!!*
Me: "Yeah, from the Gap."
*Kortland calls his mom to pick him up even after he gets a new shirt.*
Screams: "THAT WAS DESIGNER!!!*
Me: "Yeah, from the Gap."
*Kortland calls his mom to pick him up even after he gets a new shirt.*
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