kerfuffle yourself

Tickling ones anus while masturbating.

John was being a douche canoe, so I told him to go kerfuffle yourself.

by Pskosis January 20, 2022

Kerfuffled

Confused ASF

I am still KERFUFFLED where my airpods went

by KERFOFHAFADFFA January 2, 2023

kerfuffled

baffled, completely confused about something that just happened.

Kimmy was kerfuffled after seeing her new math homework.

by Thaguy May 22, 2015

truffle kerfuffle

Ice cream made from heaven itself. Ben and Jerry are the two gods who bestowed their powers onto this magnificent delight. They say if you eat this frozen wonderland, you will become a god yourself. AVAILABLE AT WALMART NEIGHBORHOOD MARKET

Tommy looked up in delight, the truffle kerfuffle he ate has raised his test scores. Now Tommy can go to Harvard!

by Spiteful May 15, 2018

Kerfuffler

Someone who gets covered in farts in a public library.

That kerfuffler oughta be kicked out!

by ssssssasassssssey\ April 26, 2022

kerfuffle

To be in a predicament.

“She’s in a bit of a kerfuffle.”

by epickerfuffle February 9, 2021

Kerfuffle

Nonsense, balderdash.

Person 1: Why are you so full of kerfuffle?
Person 2: It's my destiny.

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016