u/JustAboutEnoughSpace

A serial heartbreaker, a jackass, a home wrecker, a collector of bans, and a shitpost factory.

"Don't fucking marry that guy. He's totally a u/JustAboutEnoughSpace."

by notabear629 August 18, 2019

Jurassic Park

A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.

richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"

by JPreeceybaby October 3, 2008

juranytlonel

(jurr - rann - ee - tlon - ull)
(emphasis on rann)

1.) a short bus, usually for sale

2.) something to yell randomly when seeing a stranger

3.) used in awkward silences

1.) Cory: I need a car!
Jeremy: Buy that juranytlonel for sale on 491!
Cory: NO I FUCKING HATE YELLOW
Jeremy: FUCK YOU, YELLOW IS COOL

2.) *random person walks by*
Hillary: JURANYTLONEL!!!!!!!!
*person gives Hillary a weird look*

3.)Doctor: You have cancer
.....silence........
Friend of person with cancer: JURANYTLONEL!!!

by Shanallillen December 5, 2007

Jurassic World Dominion

A good movie hated for no reason. I think critics are those "jurassic park good because it's the original" people. Jurassic Park is a good movie but just because it's the original, doesn't mean you should hate the others. If they aren't those people then I don't know what to do.

Critic: "Jurassic World Dominion is an overhyped pile of shit."
Guy #1: "I think it's good."
Critic: "Jurassic Park is good, the rest are trash."
Guy #2: "Maybe you watched them with your eyes closed?"

by LittleTimmyCry July 20, 2022

jurassic world

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a 2018 American science fiction adventure film and the sequel to Jurassic World (2015). Directed by J. A. Bayona, it is the fifth installment of the Jurassic Park film series, as well as the second installment of a planned Jurassic World trilogy.

friend 1: hey wanna go see Jurassic World on Wednesday?
friend 2: yes please x

by gqwakihj November 11, 2018

Justa

An absolutely beautiful, striking and extraordinarily tall woman. A woman whose smile is warmer than the sun on a summer day and whose love can melt a persons heart like butter (or margarine) in a microwave. A beautiful amazon woman who towers above women and men and turns heads wherever she goes.

Damn, did you see her bro? She's so damn hot, what a total Justa.

by LegoBoy March 12, 2010

Juravis

Adjective. Monster from the game Final Fantasy Tactics, based on a Pelican. Being "Juravis" refers to being "Cool, yet annoying". Juravises in FFT are reknown for being good/cool looking but very very annoying by flying over the whole map to come kill your injured party members.

My friend Clyde is very Juravis.

by AvengerXP June 2, 2003