Jonthan is a guy that's really tall, and handsome. He is someone with a huge heart, he is super loving, and cairing. He comes from a big family, and will always put his family before himself. Jonthan is also super shy, and only a few, those closest to him have cracked his shell. He won't let any girl into his heart, for fear of loving her too much, and losing her. He's a tall built guy, but he's a lover, not a fighter, Jonthan is a great friend, when you get him out of his shell.
Girl 1: omg look there's Jonthan!
Girl 2: don't even try getting close to him, he won't talk to any girls, and half of them from this school are fawning over him already!
Girl 2: don't even try getting close to him, he won't talk to any girls, and half of them from this school are fawning over him already!
by -Amanda- September 21, 2013
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Your computer is struck by lightning. The cloud that unleashed that bolt of destruction is a joythief.
Your computer is struck by lightning. The cloud that unleashed that bolt of destruction is a joythief.
by Jakey the Pooh August 4, 2009
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"You should try my mom's macaroni and cheese, it's so joytasmigastic!"
"That Jackie Chan movie was so joytasmigastic, I had to change my pants in the middle of it!"
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Me: Thomas the chu chu train you have jaythomastism stop trying to be funny you're not and you're just a try hard no one likes you,you have no friends at all you're probally going to grow up to be a hillbilly/farmer who shoots schools up when he doesn't get his cough medicine or you could become a wannabe fat eminem either way your life will be shit.
Thomas the chu chu train: *Farts* HUH HUH HUH BET WAI WAI HOLD DAH FUCK UP LIL BIH WHAT YA SAY? I AIN HEAR YA CORRECT YA DIG
Thomas the chu chu train: *Farts* HUH HUH HUH BET WAI WAI HOLD DAH FUCK UP LIL BIH WHAT YA SAY? I AIN HEAR YA CORRECT YA DIG
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