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Josepha

Josepha is an African queen from the Ivory Coast. Very talented and beautiful and full of joy and laughters. She knows how to put smiles on faces and can be possess all the abilities that could never be imagined of her. On the other hand, she knows how to get down and dirty and can be super bad behind closed doors.
Damn man, I would love to tap Josepha anytime
by EatADickHoe October 26, 2016
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Josephine

Josephine is the type of girl that you fall in love with so strongly that even the thought of being apart makes you miserable. When you find someone as special as a Josephine don't give up on them. be patient, kind, caring, generous and so endlessly loving that it is the only thing you know how to do. This girl will be your soulmate and the only girl that forever holds your heart.

i love you josephine.
Josephine would be defined as the girl that you see once and can't seem to get out of your head no matter how hard you try. Or, the girl you just know is your soulmate and can see yourself spending the rest of your life with.
by urloverforever December 29, 2021
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Josephines

(n). 1. a luxurious display of impeccable attributes or intrinsic allure

2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm

Etymology

The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.

However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
1. Guy "Yo, this new car I copped is strait Josephines yo"
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"

2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "

3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
by Hazrat Last-Call September 23, 2009
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josephine langford

Josephine Langford aka Hero Fiennes Tiffin girlfriend and crackhead
Hey do you know who Josephine Langford is dating? Yes I do it’s Hero Fiennes Tiffin! Oh do you know if she has a nickname? Yes I do it’s crackhead.
by By: herophinesbiggestfan April 18, 2019
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Dirty Josephine

When three people have a three way in the shape of a triangle while each having tasers attached to their nipples, while one person watches covering their genitals with hot candle wax.
Damn dude, that Dirty Josephine you did yesterday left your nipples fried, you should get ice on that.
You should get a doctor to look at your genitals after that Dirty Josephine you did the other day.
by KARF June 30, 2020
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josiphiah

An awesome magic guy who's good with the ladies but also is a sad excuse for a human being.
You're so cool but you suck you're a Josiphiah.
by Jj248 February 19, 2019
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Josephine skriver

Josephine skriver is a cute and beautiful girl that is taken by alexander deleon. She is danish and a victoria's secret angel. She is a proud rainbow kid.
Josephine skriver is the second danish angel.
by Hasti81 August 27, 2019
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