Jonbenet

The act of strangleing someone with a garotte and then bashing their head in with a heavy flashlight.

Little Suzy pissed her pants again and now I'm going to have to teach her a lesson and pull a Jonbenet on her ass.

by MisBehavin October 29, 2011

jonvenette

Ugly ass stank pussy bitch who fucks everyone.

Don't get yourself a jonvenette.

by Genesis812 July 2, 2015

jonening

To act or say something that portrays you as a stupid person, act like you have no brain, or like your head is in your ass.

Person 1: Dude stop jonening, it's getting annoying.
Person 2: Sorry bro I just can't help it

by Bruhhhhhh76354 September 17, 2016

Jobenley

Jobenley is a person with a friendly personality, she's a heart break with a big heart. She's funny and rude/mean when triggered. She has some pretty eyes,She's also good with kids.

Why do u think jobenley Eyes are so sparkly?.

by Angel of air (Angelaer March 14, 2017

Jontenter

The act of having a Jonte or Jonathan enter your body, either through the anal cavity or any other hole that a Jonte or Jonathan can fit inside

Example 1
Person 1: Oh god that video with a Jontenter was so good!
Person 2: Haven't seen it. Can you show me?

Example 2
Person 1: Jonte can you please Jontenter me?!
Jonte: Any day!

by Zitrex J August 5, 2018

Jonsense

The word used to describe all the ridiculous/stupid actions or phrases Jon Arbuckle says in the hit comic strip, Garfield. Typically, the higher the jonsense, the clearer it is that the cartoonist Jim Davis is running out of fresh ideas.

I gotta admit, there was a lot more Jonsense in today's Garfield comic; classic Jon.

by GarfieldFan45 December 28, 2018

jonden

Its just a random name. Boys name so why are you searching this?

Hey jonden! Wanna go to the park? Your friends ask

by I love dominos March 13, 2021