Jomosexual

Someone who claims to be A-sexual but really like peepee in his poo poo hole

"Joe is a flying homo sexual". "No bro he is a Jomosexual"

by 55Soft June 25, 2021

national jimps gets roblox day

On July 5 2020 Jimpsup something Jr got roblox and we celebrate this moment because it's a moment in time that we should all cherish

"Are you celebrating national jimps gets roblox day? because i sure am"

by stream nicki July 5, 2020

Blue Lobster jumpscare

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

JOMP

An acronym, standing for "Just on my phone".

Dan: "Hey Rick what the fuck are you doing over there? "

Rock: "I'm JOMP you retard!"

Dan: " Ok settle the fuck down."

by Tunnus June 24, 2016

Jumpstyle

An electronic dance that originated in Europe, specifically the Netherlands and Germany. It involves swinging your arms and legs back and forth to a variety of sub genres of hardstyle/techno stuff. One popular Jumpstyler is Patrick Jumpen. Look him up on youtube, he has some good tutorials.

Guy 1: Hey guy 2, what are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm dancing Jumpstyle!
Guy 1: Cool! I'll join you! (dancing commences)

by That one guy who jumpstyles April 19, 2012

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

The best thing that you could ever listen to. It is orgasmic music that only few can live through after listening to.

I lived after listening to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus!!

by Duckie D June 10, 2008

jumpstarting

Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.

Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.

by Grimache March 14, 2008