A male creature that has been engineered to fuck women off.
Ole girl started dating Joel. Damn, she's gonna be emotionally screwed by the time that's over
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Joel is a THIC 6 foot tall dude when young. Grows up to about 6'5. Joel is someone you don't want to pass up. He will give you the best lap dances and will forever give you the vacuum double seal gawk gawk 360 combo.
Random: Who is that cute boy?

Person Not Named Naty: Oh that's Joel. Hes a fucking hottie.
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A very handsome boy, with a huge penis. Very talented in sports and many other activities.
by Jamal freeman March 6, 2019
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Someone who is an amazing friend but also a great friend with benefits.

Enjoys late night drunk hookups.
Has wandering hands.

If you're friends with a Joel, you're very lucky.
You're about to pass out drunk when you realise a joel is in your pants.
by benefitial ben January 25, 2011
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(n.) Joel- The Latin version of the Hebrew name Yo-el, meaning 'Jehova is God' or 'Yahweh is Lord'. The Greek version ,Ioel, has a similar meaning.
This name was possibly derived from the sun god of Ur, Yo`el, during a time of great cultural mixing.

Joel was also the name of a prophet in the To-rah whom warned of the Apocalypse.
"Would you please open your Bibles to the book of Joel."
by Ioel Cohen June 12, 2008
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the most heckin adorable, heckin precious, heckin cute, heckin funny person you'll ever meet. Joel deserves all the love and support in the entire world. Joel is national treasure and he must be protected. Get yourself a Joel.
by lildepre$$ion October 25, 2018
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