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Steve Jobs Business Plan

A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).
I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.
by Alpha19745 May 23, 2011
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A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”
Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.
by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017
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Jonise

Jonise is to herself but she is so beautiful. Her smile changes your whole mood when she walks in. Everyone loves to be around Jonise. She is wild in bed and gets addicted to sex. But she is a good girl with a big heart. She is someone that sometimes cares for others than she cares about herself.
Damn Jonise so amazing
by AlexJones442 January 7, 2015
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Jobist

Is an adjective of someone who won't go out with someone who works with.
Coworker: I know we are coworkers.
Me: I don't date people from work.
Coworker: You are Jobist!
by Sakurakage September 9, 2019
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Joiss

One of a kind, if you ever find a joiss never let her go <3 I love my joiss to bits.
I love to joiss
by 0o0o0o0o0o0o October 4, 2016
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Jebis

To purposely slit someone’s throat, then proceed to read the entire script of Captain America Civil War to the corpse.
by Somewordmakers May 14, 2021
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HOBITY JOBITY

A WAY OF EXPRESSING YOUR SELF IN AN EXCITING WAY
HOBITY JOBITY I WON THE GAME!!!!!!! yag si revilO
by HOBITY JOBITY December 2, 2020
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