Joesexual

Joesexual is a new sexuality created by one sex guru named Lily Reverie IV where you are sexually attracted to someone’s shoes instead of the person. Some studies also find that 5% of them also sexually attracted to nostrils!

MARCKQ: Inui, what is your sexuality?
INUI: Hm, i don’t really know tbh but i find that nostrils turns me on. Like, the reason i’m in love with Josephus is because of his nostrils. He is also a good guy tho!

MARCKQ: WOW! Inui this is rare but i think your sexuality is Joesexual!!!
INUI: zamn~ IM JOESEXUAL!!!! OUGHHHHHH

by inuwee June 30, 2022

Joesexual

Thinking you're straight when you're actually gay, bi, or pan.

Ex 1:
X: I am heterosexual!
Y: I've seen you picking up dudes. You're so Joesexual."

Ex 2:
X: "I'm not JOESEXUAL! I'm STRAIGHT!!"

by Yashieee June 29, 2023

Indiana jonesed

When your girlfriend is sleeping with her thumb in her mouth and you skillfully replace her thumb with your dong without waking her.

Robyn was sucking her thumb last night so I Indiana jonesed her.

by Shaggytownsend January 30, 2016

jonesey

The aching feeling you get when deprived of precious nicotine.

God damn I'm feelin' jonesey, let's go for a smoke.

by Jonathan Cloots December 26, 2005

Jonesed

Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.

whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time


HA YOU'VE BEEN JONESED!!!!!!

by _bwj0n3s_ April 16, 2009

joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

joneser

A person who is addicted to cocaine.

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.

by lizajane May 2, 2005