Joaquin

Thinks his over excessive amount shoes compensate for his small dick

#joaquin

by Imhellagay November 22, 2018

joaquin

joaquin is the sweetest most loving person ever. he can be so fucking blind sometimes and cant see signs of me liking him but its ok, i still love him to the moon and back.

"have you heard of joaquin??" "yea i heard hes rlly hot"

by liluzisbutthole69 October 15, 2020

Joaquined

To let your hair, head and facial or pubic grow out and get wild similar to Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman.

"Boy its been a long winter" my wife told me, "It looks like your penis Joaquined"

by Duecey 2 March 6, 2009

joaquined

To be penetrated deeply in intercourse.

Jessica: im so wet and horny
Ashley: yeaaa?
Jessica: I wish I was joaquined right now

by gabrielle4 January 16, 2011

joaquin

to be joyful

dude your totally Joaquin about the game.

by unisolar April 17, 2009

joaquin

gay

joaquin is gay boi

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! May 29, 2019

joaquin

to act spaced out or refuse to answer questions

Dude, that chick just totally joaquined you.

by Kcraze February 26, 2009