Jimp (v.)

To "Jizz in My Pants", to be overcome with emotion; sexual or not. May be used for both male or females and for any situation.

Ex 1: Jimped (v.) past tense: I was sitting here on the bench when a hot chick walked by and I jimped all over my shorts.

Ex 2: Jimp (v.)present tense: While eating chocolate, Maria began jimping so hard that she had to be removed from the church.

Ex 3: Jimp (v.)past perfect: Jonah wished he had jimped the day he saw Star Wars at the IMAX because now he was backed up and it was getting painful.

Ex. Jimp(v.)philosophical tense: I jimp, therefore I am.

***credit for the coining of this term is given to Trippicist, whose Lazy Third Eye is a great source for all of your jimping needs.
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Player: Hey, coach i bet you could really jimp back in the day.
Coach: I would keep fresh undies around and look foward to the jimp!
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a short, bearded kiss up that gets nothing done but double talks his way into a position of accomplishment; a brown nosing wannabe
That guy is a no-good jimp!
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On July 5 2020 Jimpsup something Jr got roblox and we celebrate this moment because it's a moment in time that we should all cherish
"Are you celebrating national jimps gets roblox day? because i sure am"
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JIZZ (ED) in my pants!...The new official abbreviation for the beloved Jizz in my pants phrase that we are all using ever so often.
Dude that was amazing i just JIMP!!!
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To 'jizz in one's pants'.
Derived from the Lonely Island song 'Jizz In My Pants'.
Used when
a) you actually jimp
b) when you see a very attractive female (known as a jimper or jimpable)
c) when you eat the ends of a Kit-Kat Chunky
by jimper May 29, 2010
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Very similar to a Simp but, instead of leaving the boys for a female they leave to play COD with another squad or the XBOX turns off at random times. Also getting off to get Vitamin D while the boys are still on
Dang his Xbox turned off, such a Jimp.
by The Conlel July 11, 2020
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