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Jimp (v.)

To "Jizz in My Pants", to be overcome with emotion; sexual or not. May be used for both male or females and for any situation.
Ex 1: Jimped (v.) past tense: I was sitting here on the bench when a hot chick walked by and I jimped all over my shorts.

Ex 2: Jimp (v.)present tense: While eating chocolate, Maria began jimping so hard that she had to be removed from the church.

Ex 3: Jimp (v.)past perfect: Jonah wished he had jimped the day he saw Star Wars at the IMAX because now he was backed up and it was getting painful.

Ex. Jimp(v.)philosophical tense: I jimp, therefore I am.

***credit for the coining of this term is given to Trippicist, whose Lazy Third Eye is a great source for all of your jimping needs.
by AgingGothMom January 2, 2009
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Player: Hey, coach i bet you could really jimp back in the day.
Coach: I would keep fresh undies around and look foward to the jimp!
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a short, bearded kiss up that gets nothing done but double talks his way into a position of accomplishment; a brown nosing wannabe
That guy is a no-good jimp!
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On July 5 2020 Jimpsup something Jr got roblox and we celebrate this moment because it's a moment in time that we should all cherish
"Are you celebrating national jimps gets roblox day? because i sure am"
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J.I.M.P >> jizz in my pants, from the jizz in my pants skit on saturday night live. said when you something makes you feel so good you jizz in your pants. but you don't want to say the whole thing, so you say "jimp" instead.
Zac Efron makes me jimp. or...
Megan Fox makes me jimp.
by Holler Mac May 22, 2009
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Stands for 'jizz-in-my-pants.' Used to describe when something particulary arousing/awesome/stupid/great happens. Can be used by female or male.
Oh wow, check out that 400-pound dude who looks like a 40 year old man. JIMP.
by summeristhecoolest January 22, 2011
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DAMN HOMIE! That girl is so JIMP!

You make me JIMP!
by surLINA November 17, 2010
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