Jewsic

music for Jews

Dude1: Is that shit rap?
Dude2: No i think its EuroPop.
Dude3: Yo, its fucking Jewsic!

by Yourname Herejew March 7, 2009

jewslim

A Jewslim is half jew half muslim or for instance has one muslim parent and one jewish parent they can either practise the islamic or the jewish faith but either way are always circumsised

that guy over theres a jewslim he's a money grabber as well as owning a chain of corner shops

by tru-blu-91 January 27, 2007

Jewsuit

Jew who graduated from (or attended or taught at) a Jesuit Catholic university or school.

pronunced: jew'-zoo-it

Madeline Albright is a famous Jewsuit -- my friend Josh not so much....

by rickster_dc September 3, 2005

Jewsip

The guy who orders his meal to go, stands at the soft drink kiosk filling his drink then drinking it and filling it again and again to get as much drink as he can before he leaves the premises.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to wait for the jewsipper who was hogging up all the Coke at Mc Donald's.

2. It was so hot today I just stayed at 7-11 and jewsipped my small-slurpee

3. "Dude, don't order the extra large drink, just jewsip a small and save the quarter."

by chowpay July 6, 2009

jewsicle

Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.

OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.

by Ariane M. October 29, 2007

jeeski

It means YES.

Fun fact it’s a thing that if Someone repeats it plenty of times you’ll end up saying: JEESKI. As well

“Do you want popcorn?”
“JEESKI!”

by Bababababbabanana April 21, 2018

JOWSKI

TOL ASSHOLE

WHAT THE FRICK JOWSKI?!

by A. Ham 32 November 28, 2018