Jewstin
Jewstin by KristyLynn August 25, 2008
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jewstin
a small retard, who spends 50% of his time playing mlb videogames and the other 50% sleeping his life away and masterbating to myspace pictures of girls with hopes that he will marry them. originated in dallas, texas, (NOT) and has a firey crotch. he's often found shouting out phrases like "carry on the plan of your day", and "good to fucking go". he has friends that say "i secured that bitch!". which says alot about "the jewstin".
"that jewstin turned down webcamming a sexy girl to play mlb!"
"i thought that guy was a homo, but he was just a jewstin."
"i thought that guy was a homo, but he was just a jewstin."
jewstin by twentyfivecentz March 8, 2010
Jewstin
Jewstin by JimmyUrban October 4, 2023
Jewting
Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!
Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"
Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "
Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!
Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "
Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!
Jestin
Jestin is kind and full of light. Some say he is intimidating, but to those who know him he is gentle. Jestin listens to those he cares for and is always ready to stick up for the underdog. He will be there for you if you're ever alone. Jestin is a forever friend and an amazing lover. He is very loyal to his girlfriend. Jestin is a classic style of man. ❤️
Jestin by Redlips&blunts May 18, 2019
jestine
Awesome person if you wanna laugh your butt off. A little off, but it's okay. Jestines are rare and very wild. People often tell them to shut up cause they talk so much but they know life would really suck without them. Also they may embarrass you by dancing in public.
jestine by girlofmanyquestions February 20, 2010
Jewstein
(in a synagogue)
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up
Jewstein by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009
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