jewport

newport cigarettes, referring to them as cheap cigarettes

i couldn't afford those camel turkish golds so i bought some jewports instead

by Roger D December 24, 2005

jewmour

jewish humour; a joke that is making fun of hebrews/israelites/crazy people who wear those little hats

Finklestein: what do you call the extermination of thousands of jewish people?
Adolf: my kind of weekend!
Finklestein: now thats some jewmour!

by turtledave6969 May 17, 2011

Jewmosexual

A crossbreed between a jew and a homosexual, both of which many hate.

"The Jewmosexual teabagged Chuck Norris."

Kid-"Mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me."
Mother-"Dont be startled, when you're older they'll be all over"
Kid-"But mommy, what are they?"
Mother-"Son, I wanted to wait 'til you were older but...they're crossbred homos jews."

by Jesus666777 November 25, 2007

jewborhood

N. - A neighborhood that has a lot of jews.

I was gonna go visit tony on 7th, but I thought I would drop by max's kosher pad on 9th as long I was in the jewborhood.

by Luke H Knudson November 22, 2011

jewmonger

a person who has a name that people may mock of because it sounds close to jew

look at jroooooooo111. what a roblox jewmonger

by tradingmethformoney May 31, 2018

Jewmar

Random person not known by the rest of the group.

Cool house party. I know everyone here from college, but who’s that Jewmar?

by Unibrowbandit October 6, 2020

jewportunist

A Jew who exploits circumstances to gain immediate advantage rather than being guided by consistent principles or plans.

Will is a Jewportunist who has no qualms about stepping on others to get ahead at work.

by #ihatetheburbs June 23, 2023