Jewlack

An individual typically of Jewish and Polish decent and common to southern Poland or Germany. A slang term not meant to be derogatory in nature.

His friends referred to Tim as their Jewlack friend.

by BubbaRay 111 September 6, 2019

Jewlogy

An occasion in which a collection plate is passed around to comfort the loved ones of the deceased during a funeral service

Joe:Man can you believe they took a collection at that funeral???

Billy: I know man, that was a total jewlogy

by Jchurch88 February 8, 2010

weekend jetlag

The insatiable desire to go to sleep come Sunday night made impossible by the fact that it was past noon when you woke up. The jetlag continues Monday morning when you are sluggish, unproductive, and not likely to recover until you hit your bed at 8 PM that night.

"Wow, man you look terrible. Were you up drinking on a Sunday night?"
"Nah, dude. I just got some serious weekend jetlag."

by Driction December 19, 2007

jewbag

a derrogatory term for a jew

the rabbi is a jewbag

by urbankid May 13, 2005

jewbag

A bag used during the holocaust to place the jews in.

"Go get the jewbag, Carlos, we got another one."

by _yo_wasup_ October 10, 2005

Jewbag

A greedy jew or a handful of greedy jews.

"You 3 jewbags have 10,000 dollars and won't give me a dollar" said billy

by Helloiseeu November 4, 2007

jewfaggotniggerquee

The most offensive word in existence. JFNQ can also be used.

If the entirety of the word is too severely insulting for the occasion, the two halves jewfaggot and niggerqueer can be used instead.

"man, that guy sodomized my piggybank, and then he stole the watermelon i just bought. The cops showed up, but he outran their car. He was wearing assless chaps as well."
"sounds like you got hit by a jewfaggotniggerqueer."

"Dude, you're so lazy, all you do is sit around and jerk off to gayporn all day. Niggerqueer."

"That guy is such a jewfaggot, he didn't even tip the manwhore he brought to his brother's wedding."

by Shoodoo June 5, 2008