jewmongus

An extremely cheap bastard. A David L.

Man your jewmongus.

by steve bl October 13, 2008

jewmosa

(n) The Jewish equivalent of a mimosa, consisting of orange juice and water substituted for champagne.

Hey, Moskowitz, get me a drink! And so help me God, if there's water in it, I'm gonna JEWMOSA all over your face!

by Pubert B. Girthquake November 11, 2008

Jewmongous

An adjective used when describing a huge Jewish Person

I was at the Synagogue and could not see the Rabbi due to a Jewmongous dude in front of me.

by BocaBitch November 20, 2012

Jewmidifier

Portable humidifier for hypochondriac jewish guy in your office.

"Look at all the steam coming over the cubile...oh yeah, that's the jewmidifier.""Spit on it!"

by tonic50 May 28, 2013

JewMongous

A word used to describe a large nose. It comes from the word “Jew” as Jewish people are usually depicted to have larger noses.

Damn bro, that nose is jewmongous!

by AgentTrosky August 13, 2022

jewrod

a typical white jew who getts no pussy

my fucking friend is such a jewrod holy shit!!

by sloppy joe your girl November 30, 2023

JewMonger

A JewMonger is someone who is black and fucking jewish

"yo bro you're a fucking bitch ass JewMonger

by monksy May 11, 2025