Jethro Tull

1. An amazing, english progressive rock ban led by Ian Anderson, writer, poet, flute player and singer. Jethro Tull was compared to Led Zeppelin in the 70s for creativity and intrumental ability.

2. Some dude who invented crop rotation.

1. I just got Thick As A Brick by Jethro Tull! It rules!

2. Jethro Tull invented crop rotation, whatever the hell that is.

by rnr August 8, 2005

Jethro

Noun. See also "Awesome". A person that exemplifies awesomeness. A man with an angellic face and the body of a god. Just saying the name will cause all womens panties to drop withing a 60 mile radius. Too much use of the name may cause health issues such as nosebleeds, myopoism, hangnail, the gout, shingles and anal and vaginal leakage.

That guy is so Jethro.

My vaginal leakage was caused by Jethro.

by fingablasstn June 28, 2013

jethro tull

Progressive rock band formed in the 1960's. Marked by the quirky vocal style and unique flute work of frontman Ian Anderson. Named themselves after the inventor of the speed drill.

Aqualung is a kick-ass album.

by BadLieutenant November 14, 2004

jethro tull

Early 60s blues-rock band fronted by flautist/singer Ian Anderson that took on a variety of genres and persists, perhaps to the year 20X6. Best known for their early singles and the albums "Aqualung," "Thick as a Brick" and "Warchild."

I was going to quote a line from Armageddon, but I can't remember it.

by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 2, 2005

Jethro Tull

Invented the seed drill in 1701 and was the name of the best damn band ever

My cat's name is "jethro tull"

by Alex February 13, 2003

The Jeptha

A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.

"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"

by T_I_M_J March 30, 2009

Jetaine

Unattainable, energetic, sexy, intelligent, unpredictable, savage, stunning, classy, dependable, passionate, The girl next door, The one who will stand by you through the good, bad, and the ugly. The girl your family falls in love with before you do.

You've been Jetained
You can't Jetaine me.
That woman is Jetaine, look at that smile.
I can just imagine how Jetaine you are.
You look Jetaine.
You are a very Jetaine person.
Those earrings are Jetaine.

by Jet_beauty of the week May 12, 2009