jester

The most wise of all those in the kings court. The jester can entertain the king and his whole court without getting himself beheaded.

It takes a hell of a jester to deliver a burn like that and still stay alive to burn the king again tomorrow.

by Jester Lind June 19, 2006

Anal Jester

A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!

"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"

by NotANameWaster July 11, 2020

Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner is a Kardashian/Jenner sister who makes her life seem perfect with her "perfect" daughter named Stormi, huge ass mansion, two TV shows, a half a billion dollar makeup line, and an "amazing" boyfriend (as of April 2018), Travis Scott. She completely redid her whole body because she got plastic surgery like everywhere, just like Kim Kardashian. That is why she has big lips, tits, and ass. She always takes selfies and puts them all over social media. A picture of Kylie and Stormi holds the record of the most likes on Instagram. Kylie's mom is Kris Jenner and Kylie's dad/mom is Bruce Jenner/Caitlyn Jenner. She wears an excessive amount of makeup and makes herself look half black.

Person 1- Wow, did you get more plastic surgery?
Person 2- Yeah. I did.
P1- And you bought a mansion?
P2- Yup.

P1- And your dad is trans?
P2- Yes, she is.

P1- You are turning into Kylie Jenner.

by chickslickdicks May 27, 2018

kylie jenner

plastic!

kylie jenner

by jas567 October 29, 2020

Kylie Jenner

1. A living piece of plastic
2. Shit

*Dog poops*
Greg: Ah! It's the third time my dog Kylie Jennered

by Elderly Bitch October 18, 2018

Kylie Jenner

Fake ass bitch...known for having no talent and not admitting to her fake ass body.

Sarah: I cant believe Lily went ahead and told Caroline about my period
Chloe: Yeah, Lily is such a Kylie Jenner...She is so fake.

by ydhelldouwant2nomyname February 26, 2017

kylie jenner

a cunt who is famous because she has big ass lips and her step sister had sex with some dude who no one knows now. Her dad/mom (dont know what to call him/her) is Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner and kylie's mom is whore as old as shit.

Huge lips+fake pussy+a whore=Kylie Jenner

by ihatethisthingybecauseiamapers April 6, 2017