Jarrettsville

Jarrettsville-A diminutive town located in rural Harford County, Maryland, consisting of a few small neighborhoods and businesses

(Locals sometimes shorten Jarrettsville to J-Ville in verbal or written conversations)

Jarrettsville offers:

*1 local library
*1 elementary school
*1 police department

*1 volunteer fire department
*1 driving educational school
*1 liquor store
*1 Dry-Cleaning Service
*1 DVD/movie Rental
*1 Eat-in Restaurant

*3 dinner carry-out/delivery businesses
*1 Lutheran Church/Day Care Center
*1 Hardware Store

*3 automobile services
*2 gas stations
*1 center of Dentistry
*1 snowball stand
*Jarrettsville recreational fields
*Annual Jarrettsville Carnival

...that's about it.

Jarrettsville is also located in a portion of Rocks State Park, a forested area featuring many scenic trails for recreational purposes.

Warning:
Before moving to Jarrettsville, one must be aware of the following:

*Jarrettsville is known for its OCD inhabitants who have an annoying habit of measuring their neighbor's grass
*Jarrettsville is known for its inhabitants who like to seek out zoning code violations on other properties

*Jarrettsville is known for its juveniles who enjoy damaging mailboxes and street signs

*In Jarrettsville, there lies the "The Hood"-make sure your kids stay away from it or you may be forced to give them the "Say No To Drugs" and "The Birds & The Bees" lecture again...

Jarrettsville is the place where dreamers remain dreamers.

by Mr. Anonymous Coward May 10, 2009

jarrettsville

Jarrettsville is a small town located in northern Harford County, MD. It is a small town, with an ever so popular 7-11 located in it. It seems to be the "cool spot to hang out" with all the local "race car drivers". Also in Jarrettsville, there happens to be a certain neighborhood, with an unusual trashiness around it. This "hood" is located in the outskirts of Jarrettsville, and has items native only to Jarrettsville. This hood, along with Jarrettsville, have a few rather interesting features. Some of these features include a streetlight with a working lightswitch, an actual school lock hanging from powerlines (was actually thrown there the same way you throw shoes on powerlines) and a rather friendly Geo Metro that likes to cruise around Jarrettsville. This shitty little Metro can be seen smashing through barricades and running over stop signs. The people in Jarrettsville are also trash. One particular kid "Berfer" is a prime example. This kid represents the total apatheticness of Jarrettsville. He does what he wants when he wants to, without any concern. He officially started the trend of breaking the streetlights in Jarrettsville. All in all, Jarrettsville is just some dumpy ass town in Harford County in which all the little hicks attend North Harford and receive an "education".

Mac- "Man, did you fellows catch that shitty Geo Metro?"
?Mark- "Why yes, yes i did, it interupted my chess game"
Berfer-"Man, I fuckin love Jarrettsville."

by Reed, Mr. May 14, 2005

Jeff Jarrett

hey michelle I read your fucktarded definition of mumia what a stupid foolish tool you are believing all that fabricated trash the pro-mumia sites put out, stop believing everything you read, dumbass.

Michelle believes everything she sees on the net, it's just gotta be true. What a rubberload of cumjuice michelle is.

by The Dodger January 29, 2005

jaysette

very pretty girl she is really really beautiful and is really good at sports her favorite hobby to do when she has free time is to hangout with friends and family and she loves playing sports and loves to work out, she also gets all the mans and she is very funny to be around.. everyone loves jaysette

Jaysette is a very beautiful girl.

by Jaysette November 22, 2021

thomas jarrett

Dank memes, Dank at PUBG, Dank at everything

"Damn, you're just like thomas jarrett".

by bananarama69420blazer October 6, 2017

International Jarrett Stidham Day

On April 4th, we will celebrate national Jarrett Stidham day, as he wears #4 for the Patriots.

“Do you know what day it is today”
“It’s International Jarrett Stidham Day!”

by depressedbostonfan April 4, 2021

Chase Jarrett

Chase Jarrett is a small prepubescent man-child who's dick is as small as a walnut and only capable of pleasuring a kindergarten girl. Chase is very uncapable of pulling women and is stuck having a picnic with the friendzone. My mans has a forehead the size of the twin towers and waiting to be struck by multiple arab Terrorists airplanes. My mans has a bitch count of my desexed dogs testicales. Chases is only able to shave upwards and has a constant irritation to his genital area.

Damn is that chase Jarrett hes has no bitches!

by Cutie is so delicious December 1, 2022