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Jagex

Makers of a great game, that treat their customers like shit, Sometimes banning players for no reason whatsoever.
Player1: I got banned by FAGEX (Jagex)
Player2: I didn't multi-login!
PLayer3: y is jagex so gai
by Anhabra July 16, 2008
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Jagex

synonyms: Fagex, Jablex, Jafex, The Guys Who Banned My Account

noun: A highly successful company bent on taking over the world. Jagex' primary goal is to document the effects of a communist, totalitarian government on a large mass of people (an average of 100,000 playing RuneScape at any given time). Jagex takes pride in their famed censorship enforcement as well as their multitude of corrupt Player Moderators, simply made Player Moderators because they demonstrate how to follow the rules (and gave MMG head). Andrew Gower, founder of Jagex, is a highly accomplished Marxist Game Developer as well as the 363rd richest person in the United Kingdom. He is also famous for having a neck resembling that of an iguana.

verb: To Jagex means to fill one's day, facebook wall, or blog, or life with many pointless updates aimed to generate a highly negative response.

adjective: Something that is Jagex is something either related to internet trolling, the act of quiffing, or the gay porn industry.
A typical RuneScape coversation:
Mike - Hey dud* where can I find ****** *a****s*?
Peter - Yeah I ***** a **c** with **** yesterday ******t* lumbridge tutor **** with a ********* pot of ******** *** ***** fun.
Johnny - You have to be at least 13 to play RuneScape?!
Pmod - All banned for excessive use of offensive language. But if you apologize I might mute you to make the game even more pointless and piss you off. Viva Jagex and Lenin!
by Kaio Ken X4 April 27, 2010
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Jagex

Pronounced 'Fag-sex'

A british company that sucks horribly when they destroyed runescape.
OMG you heard about 'Jagex?' They took out the wild. What fags!
by Ixvvxi March 27, 2008
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japexican

A race combined with Mexican and Japanese.

It's something that I made up with a friend. xP I honestly, hope there will be something like that in the future. <3
what would you call a jap/mex/white baby?xD
japexican
by bakaaxD August 12, 2009
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fun japes

A way of saying castration without the person who is going to be castrated realising what is going on.
"We are going to have some fun japes with louis"
by Ashtray Heart October 28, 2004
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Japedo

Someone of Japanese background who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.
Creators and consumers of lolicon, shotacon, and so-called "junior idols" are generally japedos.
by xxx-xxx December 18, 2009
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eeny-weenis-japenis

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.
by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005
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