Jalapeno Popper 

A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I love giving you head. Now I want you to give me a jalapeno popper," said Suzie.

Jalapeno Popper by E-BombNYC May 15, 2008

jalapeno slider

Giving someone a jalepeno slider consists of fucking them in the ass and then leaving in a slice of jalapeno. When they take an already painful post anal shit it will burn even more due to the jalapeno juice.

'what did you do with that ugly girl Cindy last night?"
"We had some kinky sex and then I gave her a jalapeno slider>'
"You are a cruel man"

jalapeno slider by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008

Holy Jalapeno Batman

A term used when anything is exceptionally crazy, intriguing, or spicy.

Holy Jalapeno Batman, that dude has man-boobs!

Holy Jalapeno Batman by speediesnail September 25, 2005

jalapeno popper 

A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.

All of Charlie's girlfriends have been Latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!

jalapeno popper by pink lady c January 26, 2013

Jalapeno Hot Dog 

The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.

- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.

Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"

Jalapeno Hot Dog by Bean 63 July 3, 2006

eeny-weenis-japenis 

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.

1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

eeny-weenis-japenis by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005

Jalapeno Dump 

The dump that is taken the day after consuming too many hot peppers. It leaves an unpleasant, even painful burning and tingling sensation in the anus.

Dude, that philly cheese steak with extra jalapenos i had didnt sit right with me. Later on, I had a massive jalapeno dump!

Man, I hope your ass isnt too spicy!

Jalapeno Dump by Sometimes, I tye dye my pubes. March 19, 2009