by 1111toga September 20, 2016
Get the crimson jager mug.A long piece of soft cloth (about 3ft or 100cm) with four or five knots tied at even intervals along it. .... is placed between the legs and the ends held in each hand, one in front and one behind, as if being straddled (usually with your clothes still on).
To use: The rear hand is lowered as the front hand is lifted and vice versa. Repeat this action; causing the Pooknuckle Holejacker to move between your legs, while the knots are bumping you.
This may or may not be a good thing.
Therefore, this word may be used to describe a bumpy ride, a rough person or a really horny person.
To use: The rear hand is lowered as the front hand is lifted and vice versa. Repeat this action; causing the Pooknuckle Holejacker to move between your legs, while the knots are bumping you.
This may or may not be a good thing.
Therefore, this word may be used to describe a bumpy ride, a rough person or a really horny person.
Person 1: Hey - have you seen my Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker
Person 2: Yeah, you left it on the bathroom floor.
Person 1: Oh, thanks .. .. .. .. You didn't use it did you?
Person 2: No way! I have my own Pooknuckle Holejacker.
or:
OMG that road was so bumpy! I wont be needing my Pooknuckle Holejacker tonight!
or:
That guy is a roughbastard, what a Pooknuckle Holejacker!
or:
My boyfriend is so horny! He's like a Pooknuckle Holejacker on steriods. Yay!
Person 2: Yeah, you left it on the bathroom floor.
Person 1: Oh, thanks .. .. .. .. You didn't use it did you?
Person 2: No way! I have my own Pooknuckle Holejacker.
or:
OMG that road was so bumpy! I wont be needing my Pooknuckle Holejacker tonight!
or:
That guy is a roughbastard, what a Pooknuckle Holejacker!
or:
My boyfriend is so horny! He's like a Pooknuckle Holejacker on steriods. Yay!
by ozelement October 18, 2010
Get the Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker mug.A fight that is caused purely because of drinking too much Jager (which makes people angry and is actually a truth serum.) The fight is even worse if a person falls asleep after having too much Jager, and then is woken up. Usually people don't even remember the Jager Fights.
"What did you guys do after the bar last night"
"Oh man, we went home and got into a huge Jager Fight"
"Oh man, we went home and got into a huge Jager Fight"
by Rebecca L March 4, 2008
Get the Jager Fight mug.The Jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a Jager bottle. It's signal strength depends on how much Jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. When you run out of signal it's generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest Jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. The Jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication
(1) My Jagerphone is full of signal
(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?
(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?
by Jagerphone user April 6, 2010
Get the Jagerphone mug.The jacker is a demon who haunts people during the night and day. The jacker is mainly seen in the woods or in the corner of your room when you least expect it, just like a ordinary demon. His was of tormenting you is buy jacking off butt naked and looking you in the eyes while he does it. Some say they have woken up and he was standing over them while he’s cranking his penis.
I was walking home from the bar last night and I seen the jacker in the woods masturbating... once you look at him he will not leave you alone....
by The needer October 13, 2020
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-noun
A person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy your style, hobbies, interests, etc. They try to sound and be just like you. They even go as far as taking your ideas and/or habits and claiming them as their own. They intently hang on to every word you say so that they can repeat the exact same thing next week. You will also find that they are very jealous of you as well. They hate the fact that they can not come up with unique views and opinions on their own like you do. Do not think it is strange when you have a nagging feeling that they are talking about you behind your back while smiling in your face. Saying hurtful and mean things about you helps to soothe the burning dissapointment of not being able to be YOU.
-noun
A person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy your style, hobbies, interests, etc. They try to sound and be just like you. They even go as far as taking your ideas and/or habits and claiming them as their own. They intently hang on to every word you say so that they can repeat the exact same thing next week. You will also find that they are very jealous of you as well. They hate the fact that they can not come up with unique views and opinions on their own like you do. Do not think it is strange when you have a nagging feeling that they are talking about you behind your back while smiling in your face. Saying hurtful and mean things about you helps to soothe the burning dissapointment of not being able to be YOU.
Karen is such a swagger jacker, as soon as she found out that my favorite color was orange, she ran out to buy everything in orange...LOSER!!!!
by BgirlSweetness September 4, 2009
Get the Swagger Jacker mug.The act of revealing information disseminated to a confidant during a period of intoxication.
To break a Jager secret is to break all trust between bro's
The phrase popularised by Ron Swanson
To break a Jager secret is to break all trust between bro's
The phrase popularised by Ron Swanson
by TheChieftan June 16, 2011
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