jack pleasure

Masturbation

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...

by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016

Jack gilinsky

A fine ass dude from Vine and he's best friend is Jack Johnson

Me:mannnnnnnn jack gilinsky is a snack wait fuck a snack he's a full fuckin meal💦👅
My friend:ikr

by Amos:Jadegothoes July 12, 2018

Jacina

An amazing girl with sparkling eyes and a winning personality. Someone that truly brightens your day and makes you feel confident and sure of yourself. A great girl to bring home to meet the family. She is hardworking and goal oriented, an all around perfect girl!

Man that girl is a real Jacina!
I cant believe what a Jacina this girl is!

by ScandalousScandinavian August 17, 2012

jack in the jocks

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).

1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.

by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014

jack gilinsky

he's a guy that's really fucking hot and cute and when he smiles u die

Person 1:Have u seen jack gilinskys snapchat?
person 2: *dead*

by smileho February 26, 2018

Jacek

A kind of hellishly clever and impressively self-sustained individual who leaves people torn between two desires – wanting to punch him in the face and wanting to be him. A Jacek always does exactly as he pleases, following a peculiar code of conduct (one that he makes up as he goes along). Despised and worshipped by many, understood by no one. He is likely to outsmart, outwork and outlive us all.

Jacek is also a popular first name among small, adorable, prickly animals such as hedgehogs and baby porcupines; the latter group tends to outgrow the name.

A naive person: “I thought we were great friends, but I can see that you’re being a proper Jacek about this cheese rolling contest.”

Mrs Hedgehog: “Jacek Jr please stop playing with your feces. It’s unseemly. Wait till your dad gets home and hears about this.”

by unwilling participant March 26, 2017

Jaci

Jaci's are most commonly female. She is beautiful, caring, compassionate, and VERY beautiful although she will deny it until her last days on earth. She is also very smart and very loyal. You are a very lucky guy (girl) if she lets you get close to her because she tends to build her walls up high. You are even luckier if she calls herself yours, as of she usually doesn't get too deep into a relationship because she may felt dragged down. She has many admirers, although she would call them crazy. She loves a persistent partner but hates gifts. I am serious, do not get her a gift unless it is food.... Jaci's tend to hook up with people who's name start with an R, J, L, or an A!

(Person 1) I think I am in love with Jaci.
(Person 2) Good luck with that..... She wouldn't believe you. She looks down on herself way to much.

by ;);););) April 12, 2017