jabron city

A collection of Jabronies in one single place. See definition for Jabroni.

This party is Jabron City.

by Frenchtown May 14, 2014

Jabooned

Completly and utterly messed up. Tore up, jacked up.

1. I can't believe that Robert paid $40.00 for his hairdo and it is still jabooned.

2. Lord, I got so jabooned last night I was jumping off the roof topless.

3. Shae can't get a new car because they pulled his credit and it was all jabooned.

4. Brittney lost her job and now her life is very jabooned.

by Zinkyyy July 17, 2009

jabronize

1: To annoy or aggravate a person or group of people by acting towards them in a manner typical of a jabroni.
2: To cause damage, confusion, or other negative effects upon an object or situation by acting in a manner typical of a jabroni.

1: A drunken man was jabronizing two girls at the bar.
2: He jabronized his new bicycle by attaching an ugly milk-crate to it.

by M. Topcuoglu September 16, 2005

Jabronecois

A French-Canadian Jabroni. A mixture of "Jabroni," a term which finds its origins in Pro Wrestling describing a loser, no good son of a bitch . And "Quebecois," which describes a person of the French-Canadian persuasion.

Mitch: Did you hear the Prime Minister of Canada confiscated peaceful protestors' bitcoin and put a lot of them in jail? What a total loser.
Randall: Yea, he's a real Jabronecois.

by AndrewDClay November 17, 2022

Jabroni Tail

A gooch hair pony tail.

Dude, check out this Jabroni Tail!

When I went down on him, I noticed he had the sweetest Jabroni Tail!

by BigFerda November 27, 2018

Jablonec

A very cold and hilly city that is quite close to Liberec. In the language natives use, it is known as "Jebákov" because of folklore reasons. When visiting bring a lot of clothes as even in the summer you still need a lot of clothes since you can usually build igloos in july. There is a lot of glass factories, glass is a thing that makes Jablonec the most money.

I went to Jablonec and they stole my lungs, it was quite unpleasant.

by Darekyl February 2, 2023

jabroni quotient

The Jabroni Quotient is the percentage of males , from New Jersey / New York / Connecticut , infecting a particular event , place, or town. Creating a negative experience.

Dude I tried to go to the Sopranos Screening last night at the Theatre and Jabroni Quotient was maxing out , I had to get out of there.

by skiptracingclub September 28, 2023