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Javito

Sexy spanish guy with a culinary expertise on tuna-macarroni. The kind of guy with an homesexual name, but a women fucker. Specially good in surf and skate. A good friend of his friends.
Girl 1: Yesterday, I met a guy called Javito
Girl 2: Is he nice?

Girl 1: Yeah, but he farted all night
Girl 2: A typicall Javito
by JNLMS December 31, 2018
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Java twat

A person who loves the programming language Java without good reason, and often cannot back up why they love it so.
That Steve is such a java twat.
by softwareSpack February 2, 2010
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Java the Hoot

A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.
Oh yes, I’ve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I don’t have a clue what he looks like!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019
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javagasm

The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.

--for computer programmers and nerds.
"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"

"what is it?"

"sorry, just had a javagasm."








"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"

"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"

"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."
by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009
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Javari

Very handsome and attractive, chill and laid back type , he is not to fond of big crowds and stays low-key. Has a bad temper at times but can be very caring and nice. He is a giver and a Gentle man at heart but lets nobody run over him. He is overly confident and cocky at times but not the type of guy to backdown in an challange. He is fun to be around and knows how to keep a smile on your face. Javaris is wildly freaky and seductive and is commonly known as smooth.
Javaris is all-around full package
Javari is the greatest.
by Hello there how are u October 25, 2018
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Javid

Derived from the Persian word "Eternal"

Bet you never knew that! 8D
Anyone who is named Javid/Javed will live for an eternity! lol
by SwiftJaws October 8, 2011
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meaty javelin

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.
"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"
by Hordriss May 10, 2006
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