jick

Noun/Verb. Spelling can be varied to suit use.To keep a redundant object 'Just In Case' it may be needed in the future.Not to be confused with junk which can be discarded as useless. Jicks are best disposed of by ebaying, swapping or recycling to offset any lingering feeling of guilt that they may be still useful.Conversion time from jick to junk can vary from 6 months to 2 years. If a jick is not used in 2 years it will automatically become junk.

This jick-its got to go!
"Whats that for?"
"That? - its just a jick!"
My room was really getting to me - so full of jicks.
The store was so jicked up it took us two days to clear it.

jick

by dammagram April 3, 2009

Jick

Adjective meaning cheap or low budget, flimsy or sub-standard.

"These jick batteries only lasted a day."

by Sixgun December 19, 2004

Jick

an adjective used to describe something or someone as nasty, wierd, dumb, or anal.

*some girl picks her nose*
Lily: "ohmygosh, did you just see that? eww, it's so jick!"

by Allibooboo January 14, 2010

jick

Phonetic perversion of "JHC," the initials of the Son of God. Primarily used as an intransitive verb indicating antagonistic or irritative action. Also used to imply transitive insult or injury.

Jick off, you stupid flatfoot.

That is the dumbest jicking thing I have ever heard.

Oh my God what the jick BBQ!

by sparCKL March 24, 2009

jick

totally unreasonable or stupid idea.

"Mrs. Potter gave me a 43 on the exam!"
"That's jick man!"

"Let's go egg her house!"
"No dude, that'd be jick"

by wongtonglongtime January 9, 2010

Jick

A janky dick. More than just a portmanteau, jick's phonetic quality emphasizes the harsh reality of living with or in the presence of a janky dick or "jick".

"I was very attracted to Brian until I laid eyes on his jick."
"I thought I smelled old pickles, but alas it was just your jick."
"After three weeks in the wilderness, I was beginning to develop a serious case of jick."

by rickthejick March 2, 2015

Jick

Being a jerk and a dick at the same time

Dude quit being such a jick all the time!

by Ndisbelief June 14, 2015