Jessalyn

An amazing loving, caring, genuine, beautiful Canadian girl who will love unconditionally. She will bring you up when you're down, she goes out of her way to make sure you're happy. She is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning and the last you think of when you go to sleep at night. She will never lie to you or intentionally hurt you. You don't have to be perfect, she loves you for who you are as a person. When you're with you know you can be yourself without being judged. She is the type of girl that you hope and pray that you're able to be with for the rest of your life. Her smile is the type of smile that will light up a room and will make you smile. She is the most beautiful girl in this entire world. She makes you think "What would I do without her?" Where would I be without her?" She is the best girl you will ever find...

Jessalyn is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

by ThePimpOfTheNation February 12, 2017

jesse b

jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist. no person has won more championships or achieved greater feats in the cycling world than jesse b has.

luke: "I am the worlds greatest cyclist."
jon arbuckle: "actually no, jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist, and he will be forever."

by racist (I love racing cars) January 5, 2021

jess margera

Brother to skateboarding jackass Bam Margera of viva la bam, jackass and haggard fame.

The "other" son of ape and phil margera.

Jess found his fame as drummer of rock band CKY.

Listen to the great drumming by jess margera in the following songs by cky "96 quite bitter beings" "Escape from hellview" and "Sporadic Movement"

by 2912clover January 18, 2006

jesse jackson

A man who gets involved with everything that involves a black person, and thinks that he is needed everytime that something happens. He turns everything into a race issue. If Micheal Jackson is in trouble, its a race issue, if O.J. Simpson kills someone, its a race issue.

**breaking news** Chicago man kills wife. Jesse Jackson has released a statement on this, althought having no relation or having anything to do with this, saying, "Had this been a white man killing his wife, no one would have made a big deal of it, this is all because of race."

Give it a rest Jackson, quit your dayjob.

by Danderson July 16, 2008

jess punch

Jess punch is the best fucking sex you will ever have, were you cum at least 7 times and that's just round 1 everyone needs to get Jess punch'ed!

"dude I just got Jess punch'ed on the weekend! IT WAS INSANE

by TheMotherFuckingTruth January 23, 2015

jess and dasha

best friends who say they aren't lesbian for each other but really are, but nobody believes them.

jess and dasha are made for each other even if they deny it, but everyone knows

by what handle January 14, 2019

Jesse Kim

Someone who falls off the map so that the enemy cant get his loot.

I'm about to die! I'm doing a Jesse Kim!

by Jonderson1 March 25, 2022