Jerking off

Don’t mind me just beating my cock hard!

Nate is currently jerking off.

by SexGodNate June 25, 2020

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 7, 2004

Jervin

Cute tall guy, who is super funny. Is not a follower nor leader. Can dazzle dozens of girls with one smile. shy at first, loud the next. A person you want to know. Tough but loving. Modest. lives life one day at a time. a person who you can feel at ease with (:

"dude, did you see all those girls ?"
"he smiled, hes a jervin. "

by xjayxayex June 4, 2009

Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006

Jerkin' Juice

Juice from jerkin' it.

Damn that bitch is so fine Im bout to make some jerkin' juice to that shit.

by Trent Dur October 30, 2008

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009