Jade 

Jade is a generally green semi precious gemstone and as well as being a colour (Hex: 558A84 RGB: 85,138,132.) It is also the best name for a female (of any species) The name Jade is best suited to someone with dark hair and tends to conjure up an oriental feel (mmm... sounds hot)

The love of my life,
My reason for existence;
All my dreams come true,
I offer no resistance.

Bad poetry will I write,
far past the end of time;
my drink of choice is vodka,
with soda, lemon and lime.

Life is hard, I must admit my despair
I am in love, all should be so sweet
What is so right cannot be wrong
I love you

Note: it is the authors opinion that poetry does not have to rhyme. This point is especially valid when the poetry in question is of such a poor standard as is the case above.

However; this is of no importance as
I love Jade and I will continue to regardless of everything

Jade is Sweetness
Tracey is a Bogan
I am and have always been The lowest priority

Jade by Luke Warm December 23, 2008

Jade 

Jade is the absolute fucking best. She'll call you out if you're being a dick but she's still there for you in the end. She's a solid person to get tacos with at two in the morning and will stay up with you until you both collapse. She's also not afraid to cut the balls off of someone who messed with you. She's super athletic and has the body of a goddess. Don't listen to her when she hates on herself because it just isn't true. She's perfect in every way, shape, and form that it isn't even funny. She's beautiful, has an amazing personality, and will put you over herself always. If you have the chance to know Jade, then don't be a dumbass and fuck it up because you'll regret it. She's a keeper.

P.S. If Jade says she loves you, you better fucking believe she means it because that shit doesn't happen to just anyone.

Get you a girl like Jade! Be a badass like Jade!

Jade by It'sStitchBitch September 27, 2018

Jade 

Jade is crazy she will know when to be serious and will know when to be funny. She will long to have somebody in her life. She is latina and she will have brown hair and eyes. You will be glad to have her in her life. She will like someone and she will never get him no matter how much she wishes she really hopes to have an amazing love life. She wants somebody to always be there for her. She has amazing friends and has an amazing voice. Not ugly but not beautiful and not fat but not skinny.

Jade: "I really like him should i go tell him"
girl: "omg i like him to but yeah tell him"
*tells guy*
Guy: "we can still be friends right"
*jade feels sad*
Jade: "yeah sure"
*jade writes song about her feelings*

Jade by Jade_knows February 15, 2019

Jade 

Jade is a crazyyyy bitch and you do not want to get on her bad side. She’s really pretty and is a good friend. Totally boy crazy and attracted to guys with dark brown hair. Sometimes blondes.

Jade scares me
Jade is the bet friend ever!!

Jade by secrets— May 1, 2019

Jade 

Michaels 2nd Wife

God I wish I was Jade!

Jade by Renoven_23 July 5, 2022

Jade 

Jade is this amazing young woman who is funny, intelligent, trusting, and loyal. Her smile in the morning is like looking at a radiant star. It’s like having your soul enveloped in sunlight or stardust. With her blonde hair, greenish-blue eyes, and Nordic blood. Jade is all about family and friends. She believes in fairy tales and happily ever after and is a hopeless romantic. She's popular and has been through so much so far. She won't let anything stop her from chasing her dream. She is constantly there for everyone. Once you meet her it’s like trying to hold on to a dream or a star full of passion and energy. If you can hold on to Jade, try like heck to hold on to her. She is worth it!

You got a jade, nice!

Jade by Zosen Mahr January 23, 2023

Jade 

A beautiful, down to earth, happy, bouncy girl who is fun to be around. usually has blondish hair and blue eyes. She enjoys art and animals. Friends and Family mean the world to her. She is very trust worthy and one of the best friends you could ever have. All guys should get to know her. Because, after you do, she's wonderful.

My best friend is a Jade!

Jade by livinlikelarry June 24, 2012