Urban Dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences

an awkward silence-inducing comment made in a conversation about the popular online dictionary.

thom: look at this website i came across last evening
ed: i've seen that, it's urban dictionary
jonny: hey colin, have you seen this?
colin: of course, it's my personal browser's homepage
phil: you know, urban dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences.
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by timothy viale October 19, 2009

Your reality is not my reality

My life experiences have shaped my opinion and my outlook on life. Your life experiences have really screwed with your head.

Your reality is not my reality" can be subsituted for any of the following phrases: "What the hell are you thinking?" -or- "You and I do not see eye-to-eye" -or- "it's not my fault you have a hole in your neck - why are you grossing me out with your stop smoking commercial?

by Mr. sluggo February 21, 2011

His Ass Is NOT Duc

Referring to an individual who is NOT janitor “Duc” at Keller Central High School.

*janitor who is NOT Duc walks into a room* “Oh my days! His ass is NOT Duc!!” patrick winslow sylvester said.

by KaiGKempferEsq. December 6, 2022

This is not Sparta.

A phrase used to indicate that you do not follow the subject of the current conversation.

Optional add-on phrase: I am lost.

C does not watch football.

A: Did you see the game last night?
B: Yeah, it was awesome!
C: This is not Sparta. I am lost.

by AA TTrue GGamer June 28, 2009

Skateboarding is not a crime

Skateboarding is not a crime.

Destroying property is a crime.

There's a difference.

The best way for communities to avoid property damage is to provide some small skater parks here and there. Since shakeboarding is not a crime, skaters could go to the park without faer of being arrested. Yeah, it costs taxpayer money, but it would be about equal to the cost of constantly repairing damaged property. Kind of a catch-22 really.

by Slick mama March 29, 2005

The Cake Is Not A Lie

Used as a rebuttal to anyone, usually a 4chan frequenter, who says "the cake is a lie." It is usually said by someone that has actually completed the game "Portal" in which, upon completion, one sees a cutscene showing that the cake is, in fact, not a lie.

4chan troll: "TEH CAEK IZ A LIE!"
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."

by BassMZero January 16, 2011

Isaac Isaac Is Not Frisaac

"Isaac Isaac Is Not Frisaac" is a BLOXCity meme used by the players of BLOXCity.

Isaac Isaac Is Not Frisaac!

by Cursed.Script January 11, 2017